Category Archives: Humour

lolcat picture!

3 June, 2008 – 10:46 am

I put up my first lolcat picture last night. You might find it both cute and funny. The malnourished cat in the picture was trying to hide amidst plants in the porch next to our little garden.

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Note to self: How not to light a BBQ fire!

4 May, 2008 – 2:01 pm

It is barely past two in the afternoon. I am still struggling with the hangover from last night’s BBQ party. The lower part of my torso aches like it has never ached before, in part from sitting on my knees and in an uncomfortable position for hours at a stretch while grilling and [...]

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Venting

8 April, 2008 – 9:21 pm

Venting. Junaid earnestly thinks that it accurately describes me. I think in some ways (or a lot of ways, depending on where you’re coming from) it does!

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The irony of driving

21 March, 2008 – 2:33 pm

I will honk most rudely. I will cut the dangerous of cuts mindlessly. I will work up a temper by not allowing myself to stay relaxed and vent the frustration by pressing harshly on the accelerator …
… only to make it to the next traffic jam earlier than others to start all over.

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Mid-week nightly Perl useless magic and fun!

24 January, 2008 – 9:54 pm

Last night, I was sitting at my desk, watching text scroll by across an IRC session open in a terminal screen set in black, when my eyes came to halt at Pixelized on ##slackware on FreeNode soliciting help with a particular use of grep. To cut the rather overly technical story short, what Pixelized [...]

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Blessed is I

24 January, 2008 – 9:06 pm

… for I have an Internet connection at work that is so fast, so fast (and I can’t seem to be able to emphasize enough) it will blow your mind off. Some proof is in order:
ayaz@worklinux:$ ping www.google.com
PING google.navigation.opendns.com (208.67.217.231) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from google.navigation.opendns.com (208.67.217.231): icmp_seq=160 ttl=53 time=4228 ms
64 bytes from [...]

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Just another [stupid] BASH one-liner

29 October, 2007 – 12:36 pm

Just another stupid yet handy one-liner I came up with while doing nothing useful.
I was sitting in front of a shell, wondering why some files in some directory existed with three different extensions while others didn’t, when it hit me that all files should exist with three different extensions for something altogether different to work. [...]

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Height of Desperation? Nah. ;-P

19 December, 2006 – 6:05 pm

ayaz says:
What? :–O
Did I give you the wrong link? Oops
Cash only….. pervert says:
MAN I JUST SAVED IT
DIDNT CHECK IT
SO WHAT EVER DIRTY TRICK IT WAS
….FAILED
ayaz says:
It was porno link to download free movies
Sad you missed it
Cash only….. pervert says:
what!!!
send it again you sonofabitch
!!!
ayaz says:
Haha

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Google would be damn proud to hear …

1 October, 2006 – 4:28 pm

Leaning on a comfy leather chair in one of the computer labs at the campus, I was most curiously asked by a classmate thoughtfully looking at the screen of the monitor in front of me, “What are you doing? Using GOGGLE?”

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Pertaining to Cricket and everything around it.

22 August, 2006 – 12:04 pm

A friend and I had a brief conversation online about the on-going debate over the third test match between Pakistan and England which came to a controversial stop. Here’s the coversation. Enjoy. ;-)
Ayaz: What are you doing? Watching porn?
Aqua Hill: no. just reading about inzimam and the match contreversy
Aqua Hill: what are you doing? watching [...]

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